Forever and Always...

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In the future...

Husband:
What are you doing?
Me:
I found my old Tumblr!
Husband:
Can I see?
Me:
No. Noo. No. No. No.
Husband:
Is that....Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
Me:
Husband:
Me:
Husband:
Me:
No.

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11 year olds today:
omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11:
omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning